this year’s award for most creative gift goes to…
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
Just tell meeeee,I don’t get it!!!!!!!!😕
"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"Because seven eight(ate) nine."
still a dirty joke if you think about it.
I love when new followers are like
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
- so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
- put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
- wrapped that box
- put that box in a bigger box
- taped that box shut
- wrapped the big box
- wrapped it again in tissue paper
- put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
- and put a bow on it
- merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)
I’m so doing this
I was thinking of you wrapping Kuzco
Jay-Z has nothing on this kind of wrapping.
IT. IS. ON.
A crossover I’ve been waiting my whole life for
can’t wait to see the captions.
I am laughing really hard.
This science joke is a real gem!
IT’S FINALLY THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
I CAN FINALLY REBLOG THIS
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss